The Only Official Information About John Augustine Washington V

There is an internet meme confusing this name with a story about someone with a similar name, who seems to be the son of a billionaire connected to Oxford University's Said business school. This story has nothing to do with any relative of George Washington, nor anyone with this name. We have successfully had a score of defamatory uses of this name removed from the internet, and are taking legal action to remove all others. Thank you.